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SIR ALFRED BUTT BART
I have to share a story — a year in the making, but I just found a photo and needed to get this out there. Let me begin by telling you, humbly, that I am fantastic at finding weird shit on the internet. Like, unnaturally good at it. On an old business card, I…
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The 7 Most Ridiculous Amazon Prime Day Sales
Well, it’s that time of year again! Amazon is doing some spring cleaning and is pulling out ALL THE STOPS to get us to buy shit from their cruddy garage sale. That’s right, it’s PRIME DAY! Amazon has literally gone into the depths of their warehouse to dig out items covered in cobwebs and generations…
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New Hampshire Primary
BERNIE! 🔥 #FeelTheBern 🔥 This is the only thing I’m proud of today:
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Long Week, Long Weekend
Phew. This long-ass week has culminated in a long-ass weekend. Aaand it’s already basically over. Time to go back to the grind. I’m not really feeling up to composing a post this weekend, so I’ll just leave you with a fun Vine my brother shared with me today:
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Mascots
Man, what a week it’s been. Last night I was so tired I fell asleep during the #GOPDebate and tonight I’m still at the office. Good time to start thinking about one of my million dream jobs: Professional Sports Team Mascot. IÂ love mascots. I love everything about them. They have costumes. I mean, I guess,…
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Coconut Oil
Sunday night I put coconut oil in my hair as a moisturizer. My hair is wavy/curly and the ends tend to be pretty dry. Claire told me she uses coconut oil in her hair sometimes, so I thought I’d go for it. Mine’s been especially bad this winter because of how long it is. Here’s…
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Friday Funnies
I’m about to order GrubHub and play Smite all evening while Damon works on his Minecraft server. FRIDAY, Y’ALL! I thought I’d leave you with one of my favorite YouTube videos this evening. Classic.
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Touch Tha Fishy
Long day, long evening. I lack energy; I can provide you only with an opportunity to touch tha fishy. View post on imgur.com