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THE OLYMPICS!
I am so ridiculously excited that the Opening Ceremony of the 2016 Olympics is tonight. I mean it. I’m so wound up about this shit that I even remembered to wear my Olympics tank top from Old Navy. (Yeah, I linked to it. Fecker’s on sale for $10.45.) Look — I know that Rio is clearly not the…
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Best Gifts for The Pokemon Go Trainer in Your Life
I’ll be the first to admit I’ve been swept up into the Pokemon Go craze. And let’s be honest, so have you. Really, though — stop acting like this is the worst thing of all time. The real tragedy here isn’t that everyone is walking around with their heads down, looking at their iPhones — it’s how…
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We’re Engaged!
Aah! It’s true, I can’t believe it! Damon and I are engaged! Here’s the story. Saturday we went out with plans to go to the Chicago Botanic Garden. We’d never been before, and I was excited to get out on such a beautiful day. It was super sunny and in the 70s so not too…
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The 7 Most Ridiculous Amazon Prime Day Sales
Well, it’s that time of year again! Amazon is doing some spring cleaning and is pulling out ALL THE STOPS to get us to buy shit from their cruddy garage sale. That’s right, it’s PRIME DAY! Amazon has literally gone into the depths of their warehouse to dig out items covered in cobwebs and generations…
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5 Easy Ways To Sell Old Clothes Online
Have you got some old clothes you’re looking to sell online? If you’ve been doing some spring cleaning, anytime cleaning, or perhaps you’ve become completely obsessed with the KonMari Method (like me), then this post is for you. Once you’ve gone through the process of paring down your closet, you’re left with a pile of…
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Ants on a Pinecone
Anyone who’s grown up in the South like I did has a very intimate familiarity with ants. And in Texas, it’s red ants, fire ants, giant termite-y winged ants, and even little black sugar ants. My friend Michelle had sugar ants in her room for a bit when we were growing up, and I remember her…
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That Modcloth Stylish Surprise I Told You About
MY MODCLOTH STYLISH SURPRISE HAS ARRIVED. AND OOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEE! I got goodiezzzzzzz! This is the first time I’ve liked everything I’ve gotten from one of these. In fact, last time I didn’t like much of what I got at all. I think it’s the summer clearout vs the winter one. I’m not the type to wear a…
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EXTREME WEEKEND
This was an insane weekend of EXTREME everything. Firstly, Friday night, our IKEA Malm bed frame broke. I’d love to have some steamy story to tell, but Damon was literally just climbing in to bed and BOOM! EXTREME BREAKAGE! The front corner (left if you’re facing the bed) went down. Scared the bejeezus out of Honey,…
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Modcloth Stylish Surprise
GO, MY PRETTIES! GO! I just picked up some goodies. Can’t wait to share when they come in!
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Quaker Cranberry Almond Breakfast Flats from Influenster
As part of my ongoing fun of testing out products with Influenster, I received some Quaker Breakfast Flats to try, Cranberry Almond flavor. Damon and I gave them a whirl this morning. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Kelley Greene (@kelleygreene) These are actually surprisingly good. I don’t really eat breakfast bars…